How To Talk To Your Child About The Global Pedophilic Cabal

With the recent trial of Ghislaine Maxwell, elite pedophilic cabals have been all the rage throughout the media cycle, and your children may have questions about it. We spoke with a child development expert Jeremy Tannerson about how to go about approaching the topic with your children and he laid out a simple strategy behind it.

“Having serious conversations with your children can be difficult, but it’s an essential part of being a responsible parent,” Tannerson said. “It’s important that you sit your kids down, at least once a week, and instill within them a deep fear of the pedophilic elite. Remind them as often as you can that if they aren’t careful, Kevin Spacey will snatch them up and bring them to one of his pedophile parties. Though it may seem counterproductive, go into great detail about how the pedophiles will chase them with a crossbow through a hedge maze and use their skin to make a pair of trophy boots.”

Although Tannerson says teaching your children about pedophilic cabals can help protect against them, he warns it is never a certainty that they will be safe, which is why it’s good to prepare other alternatives.

“Listen, if those billionaire pedophiles want your children, they’re going to get them. What are you going to do when they snatch them from your backyard with a helicopter? Do you have a helicopter? I didn’t think so. That’s why I advise parents to have multiple children. That way if one of them gets snatched, you have another batch you can rely on. It may also be a good idea to purchase some decoy children to have near your actual children as a means of protection. No matter the outcome, try to instill a sense of complete fear in your kids while at the same time not worrying at all. It’s a thin line to walk, but a necessary one.”

Tannerson also informed us about his new line of anti-pedophile cabal products, which are shown to increase safety levels by nearly tenfold. Although you can never guarantee your child’s safety, talking to them about the evils of the elite child touchers is a good way to make them feel terrified while you feel like a responsible parent.