Joe Biden Raised Gas Prices and He’s Also the Reason My Car is Impounded

Well, congrats, Dems. I hope you guys are proud of yourselves. Because of your reckless disregard for the future of our country, now we all get to suffer the consequences together. Enjoy driving around the park? Visiting grandma? Going to a movie? Well, I hope you’ve got a CrossFit machine because you’re going to be using your legs. 

Biden, the guy YOU guys elected, over some of Trump’s “mean tweets” and his “disregard for the country’s safety” has raised gas prices. That’s right. 50 cent increase in the last 3 months. How did he do it? Well, look, I may not be an “expert” on how the economy works, and I may not “have an active understanding of the supply chain’s complexities,” but I do know that Biden specifically is the sole cause of the gas price increase and he’s also the reason my car is in the impound. 

Did Biden “make me drink a 12 pack and drive into the dog park?” Well, in a way, yes. Did he “make me drive on a suspended license for the last year because I was too depressed to leave my house after my wife left me, because I wouldn’t stop screaming ‘let’s go Brandon’ at my neighbors?” Absolutely. And did he make me “leave that Pomeranian dead on the artificial hill in the dog park with his owner sobbing over the corpse?” What do you think? 

The truth of the matter is that this is Biden’s America now, and we’re all going to have to suffer the consequences. Now if you’ll excuse me, Biden’s about to “make me piss my weight in Natty Light onto this Elementary School playground slide.”