LGBT Icon? This Man Watches Lesbian Porn

TOLEDO, OHIO – To the untrained eye, Ben Campbell may seem like your average 28-year old paralegal. But do some deeper digging and you will find that this die-hard Browns fan is an absolute legend in the LGBT community. Why, you may ask? Well, Ben Campbell has made unparalleled contributions to the LGBT community by being an avid consumer of lesbian pornography.

That’s right, move over Cher! Campbell admits to having enjoyed lesbian pornography since the age of 12 and has no plans of stopping. In the words of Lady Gaga, Ben was, “born this way.” We asked about his deep passion for watching lesbian relationships physically unfold, he said, “I don’t know, dude. I just think it’s kinda hot when girls get it on. Ya know?” We didn’t look it up but we’re pretty sure that’s a quote from Stonewall.

Campbell also expressed his desire to have a threesome with two women, especially if they were, “lezzing out” in front of him. Yaaaaaaas queeen! Glad to hear of someone who not only tolerates same-sex relationships, but actually encourages them to happen in front of him. When asked if he had ever watched male-on-male pornography or experimented with a man, Campbell started yelling and screaming obscenities at us. This, of course, was the direct result of his sheer passion for the LGBT community.