Jimmy Pitts

Articles by Jimmy Pitts

• Wow, This Thirst Trap’s Political TikTok Has Me Rock Hard For Activism

• I'd Like to Dedicate My Outrage Regarding Your Return Policy to the Memory of My Father

• Twenty Years Ago, I Left for Jupiter to Get More Stupider – Now My Space Colony Could Save Humanity

• Halloween Costume? Don’t Need One, I’m Already Dressed as the Devil’s Advocate

• Mispronouncing Beige at a Dinner Party Cost Me Everything

• I Transformed From Grower to Shower Using the Metric System

• PornHub Bans Critical Race Theory From Schoolgirl Category

• California Lifts Mask Mandate Hoping to Capture Ghostface